WordPress Theme Submission Land
Do you know where your WordPress Theme has been ?
Its been to WordPress Theme Submission Land.
Hyderabad: It is 2:57 A.M in the cybr sweatshop on the outskirts of Hyderabad India where WordPress Theme Submission Land Offsite is buzzing with activity.Working in 3 shifts, 24 hours a day out of the back of a squatters area Internet Cafe, Hyderabad IT workers slave away. Working in the sweltering heat with nothing but a 10 inch fan clattering in the corner on a shelf above the router they carefully craft the currency of the Internet, links.
Do a Google search for WordPress Theme and view the PR6 # 1 result in the SERP. The backlinks look like this. Click on one of the links in the .xls and find the backlink to the WordPress Theme site. Aight!?!
Ever since Patricia Müller won Alex King’s WordPress Theme Competition with Connections on March 31, 2005 skyrocketing her vanillamist.com domain to PR8 super stardom, the writing was on the wall. Viral adaptation of the theme generated over 1 million backlinks to her domain. Because of the accidental success of the footer link in Connections and the phenomenal success of the theme, it immediately became clear that a WordPress Theme was a SEO force to be reckoned with.
Are you at a loss for where to go on for your next vacation ? Come to WordPress Theme Submission Land. By day you will luxuriate poolside in the ethnic sensualities of WordPress Theme Submission Land where swarthy Lotus Blossoms fall from the trees. By night you will Party Like A Rock Star at Club WordPress Theme Submission Land where young, ill mannered hyper aggressive, whirling dervish wannabe’s from the forums and well dressed, well mannered Fallen Angels from all corners of the Earth grind until dawn. The Israelis are in da house. Last night, Lady Luck at the WordPress Theme Submission Land Casino Baccarat table. I won a WordPress Theme script on a Gold Plated WordPress Theme Submission Land 8 GB USB drive with an 22 inch 14K neck lanyard. Now I be a Chingo PimpZilla WordPress Theme Killa Sponsored Links Big Balla Iced Up eNuf Sponsored Theme Submission Holla Bling Dawg. While exiting the Baccarat pit, with my new USB drive around my neck I was approached by a middle aged gentleman in a Brioni suit from Johor Bahru. He offered his services to me to set up the newly won script for me on any site I would like. His demeanor was so smooth I was skeptical at first until he looked me right in the eye with his Marcello Mastroianni moonlamps and told me that he would set it up with 10 exclusive themes for 1 dollar to demonstrate to me what he could do. I of course agreed. He then told me that he would like to meet me poolside the next day at 6 P.M. Before we parted he asked me for a link that I would like to use and I gave him one. We then shook hands, I gave him the dollar and we agreed to meet the following day at the pool. I then retired early to my suite. Need domains ? Concerned about privacy ? Just pick up the phone from the privacy of your room and tell the Front Desk to send up the Domain Concierge to your suite. Within 15 minutes, 24/7 he shows up with his lovely assistant, laptop in hand. With the wireless broadband offered free throughout WordPress Theme Submission Land you will almost instantly have the domains you need to be a WordPress Theme tzar. Will you be needing Wide C Class IP Hosting to accompany your new domains Sir SeoLuv ? The answer is always yes at WordPress Theme Submission Land. As I sync up the robo to the gold USB I wonder why bother with pissy programmers and flaky designers ? Just come to WordPress Theme Submission Land where your every wish is their command. Not only will you be able to expense account it as advertising but you can write if off too. Offshore Banking Account Executives are available by appointment to help you with your Offshore Banking and Accounting needs.
The next afternoon I awaken to total darkness. The blackout drapes at WordPress Theme Submsiison Land are specifically designed to accommodate its nocturnal clientèle. I can not see my hand in front of my face in my suite with the blackouts and curtains closed when it is broad daylight outside at WordPress Theme Submission Land. I easily find the bedside light and soon I am in a complimentary Turkish bathrobe, getting off the elevator to freshen up at the WordPress Theme Submission Land Spa. Directly into the jacuzzi I go. What a view, 102 degrees with dual 3 horse pumps, I’m in. Relaxing over several Davidoff’s and French Press’ I wonder where I will go when I leave WordPress Theme Submission Land tomorrow afternoon. Then I’m up and out and on my way to the WordPress Theme Submission Land Salon. As I get into the Barber chair at the WordPress Theme Submission Land Salon I’m thinking that its 3 o’clock in the afternoon and that I’m already running late. Fortunately the salon at WordPress Theme Submission Land is aware of its clientèle’s valuable time. So while the Barber gives you a razor cut, there are four technicians administering to the manicure and pedicure to save time. In no time I’m reclining getting an herbal facial and a Thai foot massage. I almost fell back to sleep. After that I was off to get a full body Swedish massage and then back in the jacuzzi with more Davidoff’s and French Press’. After a liter of fresh lemonade in the wet steam, a dry sauna and a shower I am poolside over a breakfast of Eggs Benedict. For fak sake its already 5:30 in the afternoon and I am just having breakfast? I feel guilty about that sometimes but not very often and when I do its not for very long. Internet Super Stars and their peccadilloes are de rigueur at WordPress Theme Submission Land. Hulu sheit is that VONRAT sitting in the back of Cabana 1 with the east block heat loitering outside in their cheap oversize Hawaiian shirts ? He’s FAT! He looks like he had a rough night. He needs to comb his commie block dyed red hair. Maybe he’s wearing a wig. He looks like some clueless tourist wearing those madras pattern Bermuda shorts and black wing tip street shoes with saggy mid calf black socks. What happened to him ? Its a Luv Zombie I would bet anything. I’ll bet he has made a fortune since he went off the grid last year in Eastern Europe. But why would he be here at WordPress Theme Submission Land ? Hmm.. I wonder. While I finish off breakfast I notice newly minted Gregorio being attended to by his twin Brazilian Lady Boys in Cabana 7 while he recuperates from his recent Manila Vaginaplasty. Rumor has it that some Businessman from Florence offered him a half of a million Euros each for them and he turned him down. Ain’t love grand, poolside at WordPress Theme Submission Land? Finished with breakfast now and taking a sip of coffee I ignore a malicious look from Google Country Consultant Aileen Apolo with the SEO Contest 2008, “Plunging Me Into Disaster” never was SEO World Champion 2007, the high school dropout bata boy, jt pudge n bubbles. As if straight out of The Sheltering Sky they glide by. Just then the well dressed gentleman from Johor Bahru comes up from behind me exactly on time and says hello. I remember reaching out to shake his hand and looking over my shoulder to see who he was with then feeling like I had just been hit by a lightening bolt. Time stood still. The Anastasia of Persia. The mutual attraction was so powerful that we were both blushing for what seemed like an eternity. How embarrassing. The gentleman from Johor Bahru was a complete gentleman about it. The only emotion he showed was a slight wry smile and then a faint wince as he let his eyes go downward because he realized what had just happened. Then it was down to business. Off my neck came the USB as I checked the product. It was flawless. The deal took about 10 minutes. 8 GB of custom ripped WordPress Sponsored Themes into wide distribution. While Sasha uploads the demo themes to the USB I place 2 quick calls confirming that the money transfers were complete. A little less than 6 figures out and a little more than 7 figures in. I have just confirmed receipt of the funds. And to think I used to get paid by the hour. He puts the call in to the Hyderabad WordPress Theme Submission Land Offsite and its a done deal. They go to work 24/7 from here in until the order is complete. Right then I get a look from VONRAT as he shakes his head in disgust. I swear he can smell money moving. I give him my best FURAT ya crypto freek of nature look back. The deal done, the gentleman from Johor Bahru then excuses himself from the table. Late the next afternoon the landing gear pulls up on VONRAT’s brand new, not new used, new, as in just rolled off the production line new, Dassault Falcon 7x. As the WordPress Theme Submission Land Airport gets smaller and smaller out the window, Sasha hangs onto my arm and I think to myself, WordPress Theme Submission Land, PayPal always welcome. Lorenzo on Yokohama tires Bling Bling. Priceless !