Luv Triangle Act 1, scene i
The astute decision to design Fraud Zombie as Opt In from the onset that gave Mommy, Daddy and their 0.1418 children the opportunity to voluntarily participate was perhaps the shrewdest maneuver in the history of American Business. In the interim, Fraud Zombie and the Federal Search Commission have collapsed the Digital Imperialist like a house of cards.
It wasn’t the competition or the social movement or even as some think the homosexual record producer community in Beverly Hills. It was once again on Jekyll Island just off the coast of southern Georgia where the Fourth Estate convened in secret to layout their plan for Fraud Zombie. History in the making was set into motion.
Was it late? Was it early? It really doesn’t matter after a while when you can only sleep 3 hours at a time. The order came in via text to a disposable SIM. Coded instructions pointed to a series of WAYN account recent member travel photo uploads. Using the disposable SIM and an overseas dial-up Internet Provider moments later he had access. After hopping several proxies he soon had the photo that he was looking for. The detailed instructions from the broker were encrypted and steganographically embedded into the photograph. As a condition set forth by him in advance the instructions always first revealed the intent. Implode the Digital Imperialist. The instructions proceeded to call for an automated and distributed click fraud attack. A Level III command-and-control botnet infrastructure with 100 million click Fraud Zombie nodes on a low noise, self-propagating infection vector. Included were specific instructions for taking full control of the infected computers. It was to be capable of monitoring all e-mail and chat communications, search for and download specific files, and have the ability to covertly control the video cameras and microphones allowing remote monitor activity in the room where the computer was located. While reading the instructions he slowly shook his head in disagreement.
Николай broke the seal off the ampoule. Reconstitution for intravenous infusion was next as he squirted 4mls of diluent into the vial of white powder with the needle. After gently rolling the vial between his hands to mix and heat it he then tied himself off and jacked it up. Lighting a cigarette he squirted the needle mark with alcohol and while removing the tourniquet he asked her “Deep Packet Injection?” Looking impeccable and out the window toward the coastline through the jalousie, the 2 month pregnant nude silhouette in high heels answered quietly into the dusk “I don’t know, customer maybe.” Gazing down while slowly exhaling a long drag on the cigarette he muttered under his breath, “Opt In.”
Luv Triangle Act 1, scene ii
Heavy snowflakes fell gently upon fruit trees in Zug as the stillness completed the physical transfer of bullion and diamonds to Liechtenstein. Fourth Estate Claw Back.
Luv Triangle Act 2
Luv Triangle Act 3 scene i
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
The First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free . . . it expects what never was and never will be.
Thomas Jefferson
1968 Vietnam, the first Television War. Viewers of NBC news in the United States watched in horror as Col. Nguyen Ngoc Loan blows the brains out of his captive in a Saigon street with his handgun. Civil unrest via the Anti-War movement raged as the Government placed unprecedented pressure on the Forth Estate to rein in its coverage of the War. On February 27 1968, Walter Cronkite closed “Report from Vietnam: Who, What, When, Where, Why?” by expressing his view that the war was unwinnable, and that the United States would have to find a way out. Lyndon Johnson watched the broadcast and declared that he knew at that moment he would have to change course. The press censorship genie of World War II and Korea was now officially out of the bottle. Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of the press. Enter the embedded Journalist. Thomas Jefferson somehow knew on September 25, 1789 that somewhere in the future the Forth Estate Corporatocracy would one day be in a position to transmogrify “Freedom of the Press” into the freedom to secretly negotiate with the Government over terms and conditions regarding the policies that the Government wanted the Forth Estate to “wag the dog” on in exchange for what the Forth Estate wanted in return. Somehow Thomas Jefferson knew that one day the Forth Estate would sell out and make a deal with the Administration to escape the Digital Dutch Oven.
Thomas Jefferson knew.
Luv Triangle Act 3 scene ii
The Falcon landed from overseas at the Jekyll Island Airport where transportation was waiting at the end of the runway to courier her passenger as she disappeared back into the night sky.
Luv Triangle Act 3 scene iii
The first iteration of Fraud Zombie was a modified version of ReloadEvery, a 28 KB FireFox Browser plug-in that reloaded web pages every so many milliseconds. At the time ReloadEvery was used to game Alexa rankings. Doing so in turn tricked the Search Engines into factoring the artificially generated traffic into their algorithms resulting in higher organic rankings for the site.
This crude, modified version of ReloadEvery spoofed US GeoIP’s sidestepping Digital Imperialist’s Foreign Country IP filters. At first Fraud Zombie usage was mainly off the grid. It was used mainly by Foreign Fraud Zombie contractors until it was “accidentally” leaked in SEC filings that Digital Imperialist had an extremely expensive, entirely separate and up to then highly secretive unit that was 100% dedicated to Fraud Zombie Killer programmers. Intriguingly to the press and shareholders, the location of the unit was left off of the SEC filings fueling rumors and conspiracy theories. Naked short selling in Digital Imperialist stock increased dramatically.
Primarily on the advice of the Broker the Forth Estate Media was quick to see the benefits that Fraud Zombie had to offer them. Then frenzied conference calls, and late night meetings ensued permuting rapidly into Forth Estate Media acceptance that they were all in a battle to the death with Digital Imperialist. It was agreed that they would “wag the dog” about the Digital Imperialist utilizing Deep Packet Injection and cross site scripting for its monetary gain. The authorities were on board. They covered the Fraud Zombie story with Savonarola zeal. Carefully crafted by the media as socially responsible and trendy, the Opt In Fraud Zombie randomly generated BadSense Ads to target and click thereby placing the usage of it into legal limbo because no one party in particular profited. It targeted the entire BadSense system. A fact that was not lost on the Forth Estate legal pundits who in thinly veiled suggestions, endlessly encouraged watchers and readers to use it as an empowering, proactive part of their daily lives to defend themselves against Digital Imperialist hubris. It worked. American Middle Class Fraud Zombie usage soared pressuring Digital Imperialist to succumb to Court ordered independent audits of their theretofore internal only legitimate click calculations. The results of the audits shocked the World as the free fall decline in the share price of Digital Imperialist led to the trading of Digital Imperialist shares being halted. Digital Imperialist Corporate Officers were hurriedly indicted as the press blared INS involvement for one of the founders. Washington D.C. came calling.
The Administration began advocating in the media for the establishment of the Federal Search Commission, and oh, by the way we are in a currency war so we are changing the currency.
Then came the second iteration. Back then software development historically and intentionally subscribed to the theory that new versions should have new features and benefits to the end user and consequently became bigger and more cumbersome on the resources of the already overtaxed Family home computer. That was, until the new iteration of Fraud Zombie. It was much simpler and frighteningly for Digital Imperialist much, much faster. The new iteration of Fraud Zombie was command line. An area of forgotten expertise used primarily by hobbyists, enthusiasts and programmers. The new Fraud Zombie didn’t need an Operating System running a conventional browser like Internet Explorer or FireFox to run. It would run on DOS 6.1 or in a host server shell. Using RAM delay, browser emulator code and an esoteric auto-updating secure micro processor bootstrap hash that would among other things generate random US GeoIP the new Fraud Zombie was bench marked at an astonishing improvement in speed over the first iteration. Foreign Web based companies offered cheap anonymous payment accounts that ran Fraud Zombie in the shell. Its new special features were, stop, start, slowest (DOS shell, URL’s are readable in white), slow (DOS shell, URL’s are barely readable in retro orange) and last but not least what became a POP Culture Sensation called Shab Lab (DOS shell, Shab Lab mode modulated Patriotic Red, Whte and Blue URL’s that would scroll by in an incomprehensible Blaze of Old Glory). At its peak Fraud Zombie in Shab Lab mode was the world’s number one brand according to market researcher Millward Brown Optimor.
Hordes of old Intel 486 DX/2/66 with 16 mgs of RAM still running the all but forgotten DOS 6.1 came out of the attics of America and were placed back into service For God for Country and For Yale by Dads and their Fourth Graders as a hobby in the War against Digital Imperialist. People Luv’d It. This is where the Urban Myth about the Homosexual Record Producer community came into being. The record producers were the first to run Fraud Zombie 24/7 from their Beverly Hills Mansions on their home networked machines with UBER hip flat screens placed throughout their houses mounted in the bathrooms, kitchens and on the Big Screens in the Living Rooms. Then in Movie Producer screening rooms at their Bel Air Estates, Fraud Zombie arrived onto the Silver Screen. The new features would allow guests to their swanky parties to walk over the machine and see which BadWords Fool had just been charged $100 for a Fraud Zombie click because of their $5 486 DX/2/66 with 16 mgs of RAM machine running under the counter with an 21 inch embedded plasma screen display in the wall scrolling the URL’s in cold war missile silo retro orange command line mode. Wired magazine published a story on a famous Porn Magazine Publishers Posh California Estate that had a 21 inch monitor mounted in an expensive oil painting frame and hung in the Library. While Fraud Zombie blared in Shab Lab mode modulating Patriotic Red, White and Blue, the framed monitor took the place of an Old Master Oil Painting. Word of mouth news of this was wildfire.
Confirmation came correct that the Digital Imperialist Data Center in Dalles Oregon had mysteriously gone offline because of “technical problems” as reports that the Berkeley County, South Carolina Data Center was experiencing “anomalies” raged in the Nightly News. Frantic calls from Digital Imperialist to the Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT) went unanswered.
Federal agents arrested several Fraud Zombie Killer programmers that Digital Imperialist had working at their then multibillion dollar facility dubbed by the press as the “Injection Junction.”
The Fraud Zombie Plex used to be an entirely separate from the rest of Digital Imperialist. A highly secretive intelligence unit that was 100% dedicated to attempting to defeat Fraud Zombie. Fraud Zombie Killer programmers quit in droves. Fraud Zombie in Shab Lab mode now displayed URL’s that were readable reflecting the absence of Bad Sense ads to click. Trading in Digital Imperialist shares were once again halted. BadWords buyers vanished. Foreign Countries stopped Digital Imperialist IP’s at their borders and arrested Digital Imperialist employees residing in their Countries. Forth Estate News Organizations went into an unparalleled feeding frenzy.
There was a certain electricity in the air.
It was like being in Las Vegas when Elvis was in town.
Luv Triangle Final Act
Federal Search Commission.
